Fashion Moment: 2012 Summer Olympics Kit

I love the Olympics!  I love that they bring us together on an international scale, and the values of excellence, tradition, character, and inclusion that they promote.  In fact one of my besties is in London right now working for OBS in Communications.

I love getting updates from her, and I love cheering for the athletes from my country (and some favorites from other countries.)  I enjoyed watching Danny Boyle's Opening Ceremonies, but while we were watching (and as patriotic as I am), I have to confess I was a little disappointed with Canada's official uniform design...

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There's nothing particularly wrong with them... They're not embarrassing, they include our national colours (unlike Germany's "blue is for boys, pink is for girls" approach, or Italy's black and white approach), they're clean and modern, and ever-so-slightly jaunty (the touch of tartan, the rolled cuffs), but they're just... underwhelming.  

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It's true that as Canadians, we are kind of known for being unassuming and unpretentious, but minus the "Canada" banner on the chest (and the lack of subtlety there is a little clunky), this looks like a generic person walking down the street!  I'm not sure it really transmits the message: "I'm an elite achiever, here to compete on the world stage." 

All I want is a little personality, creativity, or gender differentiation... Yes, we're polite, but hopefully not that boring!  We just hosted a fantastic set of Games in Vancouver 2010, haven't we earned the right to a little swag? 

That started me thinking about the 2012 London Summer Olympics from a sartorial perspective, and here are my random conclusions. 

Of course fashion is tangential to the experience of the games, but when you have the chance to say something about your country's heritage, pride, and identity in the most-viewed international forum, wouldn't you want to communicate something good?!

Here are a couple of other Winners of 'The Kitten' for Snooze-worthy Get-ups:

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Ireland does the same boring unisex schtick as Canada.  And those pants don't look like they're really fitting well on anybody.

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Greece has a little better tailoring, but I still feel like they're there to sell me a used car.

But the real surprise in the boring category is...

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...Italy!  As one of the world leaders in fashion, this result is truly a shocker!  I'm not sure why they are applauding here, since the venerable Giorgio Armani has spent all this time designing kit exactly like what I regularly see at my local Y?  So bland, and there's absolutely no trace of Italy's red, white & green.  Donatella Versace & Roberto Cavalli are probably chuckling into their espressos.

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Armani might have redeemed himself slightly with the chic womens' swimsuits, but for the men... I'm not sure if the world is ready for white speedos?

And surprisingly, it gets worse before it gets better.
Here are the Winners of 'The Kitten' for Most Embarrassing:

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First up: the anti-uniform.  What's up, Liechtenstein?  You didn't even try!  Or perhaps there's a secret backstory, like, "Oh crap, the opening ceremony is today?! Quick, jump in the limo, maybe we can still make it!"  

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Estonia: At least this is unique.  But these jackets seem more suited to winter Olympics, and are sort of reminiscent of... Oscar the Grouch?

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The British team tries to be fashion-forward, but may have unfortunately drawn too much tin foil inspiration from Justin Bieber.  But hey, who needs gold medals when you can have gold armpits?

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One poor Spanish athlete tweeted this unhappy pic of his Olympic gear.  My first thought was "Would you like fries with that?", but there might be a little dash of NASCAR in there as well.  Maybe this is what Spain gets for outsourcing their uniform design to Bosco, a Russian firm!  Was Russia getting in a little bit of sabotage to increase their competitive advantage?

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Er... Nope!  Sadly, they did it to their own unlucky athletes as well.  What can I say about this vaguely 80's flashback?  It gives me sort of a queasy feeling.

I need cheering up, so here are some Winners of 'The Kitten' for Expressing Cultural Heritage:

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Jordan

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Mexico

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Tajikistan

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Marshall Island

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Nigeria

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Oman

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and Turkmenistan.
Much better!  I think all of these countries did a beautiful job.

And here are my choices for Winners of 'The Kitten' for Sartorially Savvy (a.k.a. Best Dressed Contemporary):

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Well done, Belgium!  Patriotic and classy.  These uniforms look sharp individually...

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...And en masse.  I love that there are options: red skirt, black skirt, red pants...

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The United States goes collegiate in their quintessentially Ralph Lauren designs.  Nothing here is really fresh territory for him, but it's preppy and tasteful.  I like the interest provided by the scarves & hats.

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There was a brief uproar over the fact that the US uniforms were made in China, but I thought that was a bit of a red herring.  While this is an issue worth further attention, there's no way it should be a surprise to anybody!  North America has not developed or protected their textile industries, and has been outsourcing most manufacturing to Asia for years.

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Belarus: looking so sharp and jaunty with those little fedoras.

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South Korea looking very nautical, which makes sense for games set in London. Again with the cute hats, and even some snazzy socks by Fila.

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Have I mentioned that I love options?  The Netherlands also did their athletes proud in Adidas.

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The pieces are traditional, and the colours are modern, but mainly these get-ups are undeniably cheerful.  And I'm digging the unique patriotic touch provided by all those tulips! 

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And finally... Jamaica's uniforms are seriously dope.  They were the brainchild of a collaboration between Cedella Marley (yeah, she's Bob's daughter) and Puma.

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Again, I love that there are so many options: green, yellow and black jackets, black or yellow pants, printed or plain skirts (not to mention the cool trainers and the driving caps), but they all coordinate.

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The tailoring is so sharp, but actually functional.  Really wearable silhouettes, modern materials, and actually hip!  My personal fave.  I think this is probably the ultimate fusion of sporty and stylee at this set of games.  Usain Bolt is a great showman.  Wonder if he'll repeat his sprinting golds?

Oh, and lastly, here's the Winner of 'The Kitten' for Spirit:

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So these umbrellas and wellies don't really celebrate the Czech Republic, but rather the rainy city of London where the games are being held.  Maybe it's a little silly (or practical, depending on your perspective!), but I like that they aren't taking themselves too seriously, and are clearly having some fun with it.  Fun is always good in my book. :)

Congrats to every athlete from every country for making it there.  I hope you get a free moment to really savour it all.

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I'm smitten: The Sea

“Look at that sea, girls--all silver and shadow and vision of things not seen. We couldn't enjoy its loveliness any more if we had millions of dollars and ropes of diamonds.” 

- L.M. Montgomery

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Busted: whenever I'm caught staring out a window or blankly into space, I'm secretly daydreaming I'm in the picture above - sparkly-eyed out on the sparkly sea...

Lake Erie, Port Dover, Ontario, Canada         Jenna Adams

Ever dream about escaping for the day?  Whenever I daydream about a little escape, my thoughts always gravitate to the water.  It calls to me.  

Lake Erie, Port Stanley, Ontario, Canada       Jenna Adams

Pacific Ocean, Oregon coastline, USA         Jenna Adams

I feel a sense of serenity when I'm near the sea or a lake, that is unmatched by anything else.  

Pacific Ocean, Point Arena, California, USA         Jenna Adams

Atlantic Ocean, Cape Spear, Newfoundland, Canada       Jenna Adams

Two Jack Lake, Banff, Alberta, Canada       Jenna Adams

Lake Michigan, South Haven, Michigan, USA         Jenna Adams

I'm a watery soul: it doesn't matter if I'm zipping in a motorboat with friends, lazily floating on a raft feeding ducks with a sweetheart, or just bobbing in the waves smelling the salt on my skin and feeling it twist through my hair... 

...I get a sense of rejuvenation in my spirit...  Just from looking at it.    

Lake Ontario, Niagara-on-the-Lake, Ontario, Canada       Jenna Adams

Huddling around a campfire on the beach with buddies, talking and laughing and listening to the magnificent roar of the sea in the dark, is my idea of heaven.

Lake Michigan, South Haven, Michigan, USA       Jenna Adams

Lake Okanagan, Kelowna, British Columbia, Canada

Lake Superior, Ashland, Wisconson, USA      Jenna Adams   

Scientists say that we're 2/3 water, so maybe this feeling I have is just nature calling to itself?

Sturgeon River, St. Albert, Alberta, Canada       Jenna Adams

"The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea."
- Isak Dineson (Karen Blixen)

Pacific Ocean, Malibu, California, USA          Jenna Adams

Water reflects the sky and the clouds and the moods of the weather.  Like our souls, it absorbs and dissolves, it darkens, and refreshes.  

Pacific Ocean, Gualala, California, USA       Jenna Adams

It sparkles at one point and churns and crashes the next.  It is both supremely flexible and unyielding.  It's the universal solvent, simultaneously wielding the power to kill, and to provide the absolute essence of life. 

Lake Michigan, South Haven, Michigan, USA         Brad Ballantyne

“hark, now hear the sailors cry, 

smell the sea, and feel the sky 

let your soul & spirit fly, into the mystic...”

- Van Morrison

Atlantic Ocean, St. John's, Newfoundland, Canada       Jenna Adams

Forget slowly decomposing in the cold ground -  when I die, just put me in a canoe, light it on fire, and push me out into the inky dark.  I'll quickly dissolve back into the minerals that will one day make up someone else's tears.

Lake Michigan, South Haven, Michigan, USA       Jenna Adams